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Here are two pictures of Hayden Panettiere from the coffee table photo book entitled Room 23, by Diana Jenkins and Deborah Anderson. I don’t know exactly what Hayden’s wearing (is that a dress, a very shiny smock?), but I know I like it. A lot. But what I’d really like is to see it from behind, because from the looks of it, I’m pretty sure whatever it is, it’s ass-less. And really, who doesn’t want to see some bare Hayden Panettiere ass? And as for the other picture… Yes, room service? I would also like the Hayden Panettiere platter sent up to my room.

I think it’s official: AnnaLynne McCord is the new Lindsay Lohan. No, she doesn’t have a cocaine problem (yet / that we know of), and no, she isn’t pretending to be a Lesbian (yet / that we know of / but that would be awesome), but I haven’t seen anyone in a bikini as often as we once did when Lindsay Lohan was trying to get as famous as she could.

Oh, and judging by some of those pictures, maybe that Lesbian thing isn’t far off…

Okay, I know I’ve been posting a lot of Miranda Kerr recently, but how can I not post these pictures of Miranda Kerr topless with her ass in a thong from the new Victoria’s Secret? I mean, I’m only human. Though I’m starting to wonder if Miranda actually is. With an ass like that, she might be from Venus, because her ass is out of this world! Wow. That was a bad joke. Sorry.

Jewel’s star has all but completely faded. The once one-hit wonder (okay, maybe she had 2 or 3 hits) hasn’t done anything of note in years, so it’s odd to see her try and make a comeback via Twitter. If that’s even what she’s doing. I don’t know. But how else do you explain Jewel posting bikini pictures of herself to Twitter?

Like I said before, I hate that celebrities use Twitter, and think it makes them cool, but if Jewel bikini pictures or Lindsay Lohan topless pictures on Twitter is the price I’ve got to pay, I’m cool with that.

Robert Pattinson was recently photographed looking toned and tasty on the Vancouver, Canada, set of the Twilight sequel New Moon.

But the 23-year-old’s ripped abs aren’t real!

“Rob had a team of makeup artists working on his stomach to make it appear as if he had a six-pack,” according to a source. “They used all their tricks, including liquid body paint, shading and airbrushing, to make his torso look toned. Whenever they stopped filming, Rob would duck back inside to get touched up by the makeup team.”

The source adds that “the lighting team helped as well, creating the perfect way to accentuate the shading and highlights.”

“Rob is definitely not that in shape. He hates the gym and will never really be a muscle man!”

That is a bit disappointing… but I think I can get over it.

Gisele Bundchen is going to be a mommy. The goregeous model is pregnant with her first child!

A source has said that Gisele has “always wanted kids” and “will be an excellent mother.”

Reps for Bundchen, who is married to New England Patriots star Tom Brady, have so far refused to comment.

“You know Gisele and Tom are just enjoying themselves, being married and just doing their thing … Gisele has been talking about it with friends. She says she’s ready for a family,” the source added.

Gisele and Tom wed in Santa Monica last February. This will be Tom’s second child. He is dad to John Edward Thomas Moynahan, born in 2007, with ex Bridget Moynahan.

If you’re not excited for the new season of Weeds after seeing these Mary Louise Parker nude pictures from the new issue of Esquire magazine, well, I don’t know what to tell you, because these are probably the sexiest pictures of Mary Louise Parker that I’ve ever seen.

The wind blows Emma Watson’s dress open revealing her panties, and you know for certain that God exists, and he is definitely a man! Emma was at the London premiere for the new Harry Potter movie, Harry Potter movie debut.

Olivia Munn topless pictures! Of course, as you may have noticed, we don’t actually get to see Olivia Munn naked. That being said, this is the most we’ve ever seen of her, and she looks frickin’ hot in these photos, so no harm done.